Tuesday, December 16, 2008

The One with The Dungeon

And my fairy tale continues with the battle of the so-called knight of shining armour and the fierce dragon. Let us try to imagine, that the so-called knight of shining armour had faced scorching heat and razor sharp fangs of the relentless dragon, his rusty armour collapse piece by piece, without water, clean air and omg..underpants!


That is a very intriguing continuation of my tale. Yes, it is not over yet..just yet. My great story continued un-expectantly  when the forces of nature reveals the reason, the true solid reason of why the dimwit so-called knight of shining armour left the find the dragon in the first place.


Now, let me tell you this so-called knight of shining armour's side of story. Let us put our feet in his stinky rusty armour's boots and share his feelings, his worries and his  unstable future. While riding his grizzled stead, he was forced to throw his plans, his ideas and his future dreams away. He pushed out all plans of happily ever after out of his head, and had to accept the fact that his damsel in distress, is not in distress after all. 


In fact, it turns out that his damsel in distress is ruining his plans, his ideas and his planned out future. Out of all the places his beloved damsel can go to, she went to HIS dungeon of nightmare. Legend has it if she knows what lies inside of the dungeon, she will 'lost' all her memories of him and may never even recognize him at all.


And darn it the legend is so true! And I am sure that many will fear this dungeon of nightmares, many will run away from this hell-hole, parents will scare their youngs by retelling tales from this city of pain and agony. 


But unfortunately for our so-called knight of shining armour, his particular damsel went head on through the dungeon, suffered the insensitive contour of this region of darkness (or is it the mighty colour of coffee of the day?), devilish heat that blazed on her cheeks, (the espresso machine?), and the unforgivable torturers that lies deep inside the dungeon. (the customers?partners?or some un-named manager?..hmmm..)


So, I hope u can imagine why that our pea-brain so-called knight of shining armour panicked, and grab his greying horse, and flea on his toes in his search of the dragon. Still cannot get the picture? Okay. 


While the damsel strolled through the dungeon, she found out all the deceit, the lies and the endless cheating that her 'world' posses. All this betrayal scared the sh** out of her. She starts to hasten her pace, her eyes can't hold the horrid details of such a man, her mind can't seem to catch up, and her tears starts flowing. 


She starts to run, because one thing this damsel can do, is running, no, sprinting in the search of the light, any tiny blinking light, and then she stopped. She stood still, and slowly turned to face the beast that will torture her day and night. She studied the beast, its rows of sharp jagged fangs, its evil eyes, and its foul breath.(she is a smoker, I mean, IT is a smoker..).  As the beast licked its black lips, our damsel closed her eyes, waiting for the strike from the beast's ugly claws. 


But then something fluttered in out little damsel's heart, that the beast did not understand. A whisper of courage, a wisp of hope and a whole lot of attitude, our damsel locked her eyes with the beast's and softly said, " Screw you..". She amazingly smiled a wicked smile to the beast, turned around, and walk out of the dungeon. 


While skipping happily out of the all the mess, she realized that all of the mess that the so-called knight of shining armour stored in HIS dungeon, that haunts her dreams, that is in the core of her fears, and the only thing she's been running from, is NOT HER PROBLEM. 


She shed her damsel's state of mind and turned into a quarrelsome vixen. Now the ones who should run away from her is the beast and the so-called knight of shining armour, because our new vixen is their new nightmare.


When she stepped out of the dungeon, she noticed everything changed. The air she breathe in is lighter, the sun shines brighter and the atmosphere ease her mind to focus on her new life. A single life, a vixen's life, a simpler life than she imagined. She is blessed with all sorrows she lived through, glad that she went through her gloomy days, and survived being a damsel in distress. She felt free to ride the wave, follow a tide and navigate her own ship. She no longer need a knight to live her life. She needs more than just a Boy, more than a man, more than just a knight. What she needs now, is a mysterious star to guide her sail. For she have absolutely no fear to 'start all over'..


And what ever happens to our so-called knight of shining armour you asked? Still lost in the search of the dragon? Or he happened to be the dragon's last meal, you wonder? Well, how the hey should I know?! I'm not the so-called knight of shining armour I've been telling you about. Ngeeh...All that I, or the vixen can say is "Sucks to be him.."


 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

quite interesting post. I would love to follow you on twitter. By the way, did any one hear that some chinese hacker had busted twitter yesterday again.

Anonymous said...

nice article. I would love to follow you on twitter. By the way, did any one learn that some chinese hacker had hacked twitter yesterday again.